How to Say Things in Front of People

The first step is: don’t take my advice. For sure. I am not someone to listen to.

As Georgette described wonderfully here, all of us poor writers participated in a reading last week. And by participated, I mean, we read things in front of people. Things we wrote. (Gasp. So brave. Much courage. Wow.) (I apologize for that.)

Second: make a commitment. After I sent Georgette a text along the line of “Sure! Definitely! Absolutely sounds fun!” I immediately sent a “No! Why! I am terrified!” text right after. Commit. Sure, it’s embarrassing listening to your quavery voice in front of a roomful of people in Brooklyn, but it’s more embarrassing to back out now. Own it.

Don't think about what you have agreed to do. Think about puppies.

Don’t think about what you have agreed to do. Think about puppies.

Third: don’t get nervous when walking past all the factories/warehouses/cool restaurants in Brooklyn. You will be ok, maybe. (It helped that I found Georgette in the Subway and we braved the frigid darkness together.)

Puppies are cute!

Puppies are cute!

Fourth: alcohol. To calm nerves, celebrate, or commiserate.

Fifth: eat some cheese fries. This isn’t crucial but it’s always a good fifth step.

Sixth: make sure you brought what you decided you were going to read. Make sure you have all your pages. Make some last minute cross outs and revisions.

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Puppies are great!

Seventh: listen to your cohorts. All the other people standing in the room reading things they wrote. They will be amazing and make you happy and sad and glad that you decided to commit to be in this room.

Eighth: Clear your throat.

Oh look! An explorer puppy!

Oh look! An explorer puppy!

Ninth: Listen to your introduction. Smile because you lied and said you were a cliff diver because there is nothing interesting about you.

Tenth: Start reading. You’ll be fine. I am.

Don't think about what you have agreed to do. Think about puppies.

Good luck puppies.

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